This review was written by Begbie_Rentonspud of


Right off the bat, I have to say that the products Steve produces are top notch. I'm the kind of guy who actually looks for a good story in an adult movie, because I have ADD and just watching mindless sex for 45 minutes gets boring.

"The Fortune Teller" is by far my favorite new MC adult film. Gianna Michaels (one of my favorite porn actresses ever) plays a "Good Girl" who can't seem to find a the perfect man. The reason why she can't find a man is that she is a "Good Girl" and doesn't put out. She goes to see this, you guessed it, fortune teller to see if he can help with her dilemma.

Now, let me take a minute to stop there and mention that the fortune teller's name is Gypsy Swami Steve. Already, right there, you know this is going to be good. Now, back to the rundown.

After explaining to Gianna that she needs to change, he has her stare into his crystal balls, which are blue (get it), and he slowly begins to control her. She puts up resistance at first but after a bit of conditioning (I guess that's what you would call it when your mind says no but your body spanks your own ass and fondles your own breasts), Gianna finally falls under Gypsy Swami Steve's control. He commands her to masturbate with a vibrator at midnight and to come back in the morning to continue her Hypno-Slut training.

Her second lesson starts with her feeling pleasure from a man's touch and ends with her giving head. Gypsy Swami Steve sends her off again, this time with a command to believe that the only one who can pleasure her is he, the Great Gypsy Swami. Cut to Gianna's job where she begins to get horny. She runs out of her office to give the Fortune Teller a "friendly" visit. And by friendly visit, I mean very horny, hardhitting sex.

The reason I think this movie is Steve's best, is that he hits a lot of nails right on their heads. Gianna Michaels (did I mention she was one of my favorite porn actresses ever) does a real good job. Her blank stares are dead on and her "Master"'s are hot as hell. And she has big breasts. Just thought I'd mention that. Another aspect is the humor. Throughout this shoot, it was just funny as hell. Think Mel Brooks pre-Space Balls movies.
I don't want to give it away for those who haven't seen it, but here's a grocery list of what to look for when watching this in no particular order:

•Gypsy Swami Steve saying "Vibrator".
•A close up of Steve's "blue balls" in the beginning. There's this one subtle thing that Steve does in the close up that had me bawlin' (no pun intended)
•"Bring-your-slut-to-work Day"
• The Energy Drink (by far the funniest yet still hot scene in this production)

My description of the plot really doesn't do it any justice. You have to see this. Many kudos to Steve, Gianna and the rest doing an awesome job on this. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch this one again.

A 5 out of 5 for "The Fortune Teller" - Begbie_Rentonspud